Karaoke vs. Joe Metts {Joe Metts wins}

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Summer Classic V
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

@Mets @Karaoke

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Monday,
  July 15th, 2013 @ 11:59 PM PST.
• Check Ins are due Friday, July 12th, 2013 @ 11:59 PM PST
• Voting ends Thursday, July 18th, 11:59 PM PST.
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  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
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• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
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  means you will disqualified.
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  must match the 1st person's line amount.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

in...
12...
ready...

Bye...

[Joe Metts]

Might go more if i drop first.

[Joe Metts]

Originally Posted by Karaoke

Hi...

Arent u glad tha GOW lost this round so you have someone to go over your lines with?...
Slob...

Bye...

I dnot nead help. yuo cnat baet me, if he thniks he ken this dood is boozing
^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing
n idk who trained u to battle but he was the absolute wackest of sensei's
we only compare you to res and frac cause you've pretended to be black for a decade
someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch
idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit
get outta trayvon martins thighs or no lie, ima fully lunge ur head on the floor
u only on trays dick cuz whenever u eat lunch, a bully strolls by n one ends up on yours
see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game
cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame
n the way u hopped on cashs dick wasn't quite fair and believe me it worsens
cuz me robbin cash wasn't reality, its just a nightmare u have about us meeting in person

pussy.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

He's about to get this work, we clearly we don't make the same wage
Beat the shit out of him, so when I “T" off of Mets, it has nothing to do with a name change
Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring
Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring"
I learned from Breaking Bad how to get rid of bodies with a clean dispersal
So when I'm done with u, there won't be any bones left like a KFC commercial
U may have started Dohpe but against the others u could never compare
U've been trying to force feed it to us so long, u'd think we were Mos Def in the chair
Cash was right, lose some weight and the fat jokes'll get sent into retirement
How'd u get into a university when to graduate from hs phys ed is a requirement?
You go on aim to get help with your lines, the jig's done
All that goes to show u don't have a creative bone in your body, just big ones

Bye...

[Xnub]

hahaha.... Metts murdered him.

No explanation needed.. My vote won't count anyway.

mvgt: Joe M.

[StarFaggot]

I dnot nead help. yuo cnat baet me, if he thniks he ken this dood is boozing
^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing
this was silly and a risk but I dig it
n idk who trained u to battle but he was the absolute wackest of sensei's
we only compare you to res and frac cause you've pretended to be black for a decade
hmm, I believe his black.. punch itself was aiiiight but been done before
someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch
idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit
what is a fluck? is it the black variation of fuck..? ehhh I cant roll with this.. needs better setup
get outta trayvon martins thighs or no lie, ima fully lunge ur head on the floor
u only on trays dick cuz whenever u eat lunch, a bully strolls by n one ends up on yours
ehh not a great trayvon flip
see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game
cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame
lol... I dig it
n the way u hopped on cashs dick wasn't quite fair and believe me it worsens
cuz me robbin cash wasn't reality, its just a nightmare u have about us meeting in person
coo personal, basic



He's about to get this work, we clearly we don't make the same wage
Beat the shit out of him, so when I “T" off of Mets, it has nothing to do with a name change
coolish, not big on these type of letter punches
Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring
Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring"
I saw the trailer the connection isn't strong
I learned from Breaking Bad how to get rid of bodies with a clean dispersal
So when I'm done with u, there won't be any bones left like a KFC commercial
aww man, there have been a lot of these done recently
U may have started Dohpe but against the others u could never compare
U've been trying to force feed it to us so long, u'd think we were Mos Def in the chair
this seems lazy, I expected there to be a punch on mos def but this was too predicable
Cash was right, lose some weight and the fat jokes'll get sent into retirement
How'd u get into a university when to graduate from hs phys ed is a requirement?
nah kinda basic
You go on aim to get help with your lines, the jig's done
All that goes to show u don't have a creative bone in your body, just big ones
great concept but didn't like the execution


this was a cool straightforward battle. I think Kar came a bit lazy in this one. Mets had some cool lines.. MVGT Mets

[SiK]

Metts

I dnot nead help. yuo cnat baet me, if he thniks he ken this dood is boozing
^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing
someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch
idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit
see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game
cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame


Kar

Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring
Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring"

Metts that opener was sick....real nice flip and my LOTB...wasn't feeling the second bar because of the rhyme, kinda off to me. overall a real solid verse only thing I wasn't feelin at all was that second bar.
Kar...I don't know what happened here...I get the opener...but it was mangled so bad it didn't hit....the Conjuring I liked, decent punch there...the rest seemed rushed maybe?...I hope it was at least...just seemed too simple and predictable...

V/Metts

[PancakeBrah]

Phone vote so no quotes.

Mets had the opener, tray on, and stenographer with no glaring misses. A consistent verse with some highlights.

Karaoke had KFC and t off, and big ones was a good concept but he didn't do anything clever with it.

Metts with more highlights and more consistency.

V/mets

[~RustyGunZ~]

I dnot nead help. yuo cnat baet me, if he thniks he ken this dood is boozing
^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing
n idk who trained u to battle but he was the absolute wackest of sensei's
we only compare you to res and frac cause you've pretended to be black for a decade
someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch
idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit
see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game
cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame

opener was a nice statementish personal. res n frac is a good personal. fluctuate is kind of forced but people do say fluck so it works and I liked it. stenographer was dope. closer was eh.

vs

He's about to get this work, we clearly we don't make the same wage
Beat the shit out of him, so when I “T" off of Mets, it has nothing to do with a name change
Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring
Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring"
I learned from Breaking Bad how to get rid of bodies with a clean dispersal
So when I'm done with u, there won't be any bones left like a KFC commercial
You go on aim to get help with your lines, the jig's done
All that goes to show u don't have a creative bone in your body, just big ones

opener was a cool personal, two commerical ones were cool. closer was nice. the other two were bland.

mad close, i thought metts hit harder though so slight edge to him

v/metts

[Ghost1]

Kar

Shouldve been...T off ON metts....not OF

Im gonna t off.of.him............no

That was prolly ur best miss. The rest was like turning my tv on.....

Mos def was.ok
big bone was the best line u had

Mets

I liked all of mets lines cept the dick on tray thing an robbed cash(too easy)

Everything else was eother creative or harsh. Pretend to be blacl was ill & that fluctuate shit was swagged.out. opener also was amusing.

This is prolly the best verse i seen from koe in a while. Either he took more time to write this then usual.or hes shakin off sum.ring rust?

Regardless

Karaoke got hammered.

V joe

[Dominate]

I dnot nead help. yuo cnat baet me, if he thniks he ken this dood is boozing
^ now you can tell everyone gow wrote one of my lines and have an excuse for losing
n idk who trained u to battle but he was the absolute wackest of sensei's
we only compare you to res and frac cause you've pretended to be black for a decade
someone plz tell me these legends he's eaten? im sooo over this 'black' bitch
idk who the fluctuate but i know all your verses do that between mediocre and wack shit
see, im original while every member of the board is fathering his game
cuz he's copied so much from discussions itd put ANY courts stenographer to shame


tray line was ehhhhh and robbing cash was too simple/obvious, otherwise verse was solid. I liked the opener & fluctuate the best, other two I quoted were cool



vs



Your punches don't carry lots of sting, come to my hood and the shots'll ring
Doesn't matter if u run, I'm clapping behind u like the trailer for “The Conjuring
Cash was right, lose some weight and the fat jokes'll get sent into retirement
How'd u get into a university when to graduate from hs phys ed is a requirement?
You go on aim to get help with your lines, the jig's done
All that goes to show u don't have a creative bone in your body, just big ones


Closer was the best, creative concept. Conjuring was cool, phys ed is cool as a double personal... opener was ehhh would have worked better if removing the t made a word that was a diss. Other two the wp was too simple to not have a very creative flip with it. Decent verse but far from your best IMO



Joe won. More quoteables and the verse just had more harshness overall


v/ Joe

[Alvin Karpis]

opener, res/frac, discussions

vs

opener, kfc


that kfc line was fire, it's closer than what votes show, i feel kar just didn't bring his
usual and joe started off with a nice opener and stayed consistent. close battle though

v/joe