Tha Gawd (Love v. Wisdom) - alias tourney no show

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Text god. My desktop documents are bloated with concepts
punchlines. ways to call you a faggot that nobody’s thought yet
a boss vet, accomplishment list reads like sermons from Jesus
on any site, champed every major league, tourney and season
I’m that squeezed tourniquet feeling for all of my adversaries
against me? anything less than your A-game’ll get you aptly buried
the best from any era, catching bodies consistently
from new jacks to elite cats, a single vote is a moral victory

I’m dope

and while over the years my peers had enough of the same
I do this shit for no other reason but the love of the game

but here I am, quarterfinals of another humdrum tournament
pitted against a hungry unknown determined to earn a win
I’ll learn this kid. just a quick google search of his government name
but wait - he made a thread that exposed him as a wonderful lame

“my aunt died of cancer last night” I can’t believe this shit!
did this kid really just reveal a set of personal weaknesses?
I’ve never been so happy to hear of cancer or death
now watch tha gawd work in mysterious ways to damage your rep

“I cried so much when I heard, and it hurts to admit,
I’m fighting tears while I type this” you should’ve fought the urge to submit
"it’s been so hard since my parents divorced a few months ago”
go on, keep typing, I can start to feel my punches flow
“my younger sister started cutting - does anything really matter?”
no, but I appreciate you handing me so much ammo on a silver platter!

“I just, I don’t know, I'm so alone, so fucking helpless
I’ve thought of killing myself forreal but I feel like that’s just selfish
so I logged on to vent, I’m sorry, I don’t have a fuckin clue
I don’t have anyone to talk to. I don’t know what to do."

…

fuck.

in the thread it's a mix of “I’m sorry, that’s awful dawg”
and “tell that bitch to stop being dramatic and walk it off"
my godly jots don’t feel so awesome, this shit’s a cry for help
even though it makes for a great haymaker - he’s really by himself
I kinda feel bad for the guy. he needs comfort, solace
then again, we all got problems, most don’t make them public knowledge
what if these punches cause him to off himself? at this point it seems likely
would it fuck with my conscience? what if he’s trolling? I think he might be
...I don’t know though, that rant sounded pretty legitimate
what the fuck? since when do I care? what is this shit?!
a random username on an internet forum, that’s all he is
fuck his aunt, fuck his family, fuck him if he doesn’t have the balls to live
this is a message board, not real life, if you can’t handle that you’re hopeless dude
they’re just words - I’m not responsible if you fuck around and get emotional
say it again
THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE YOU FUCKING SCALY FAGGOT VIRGIN
THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE, YOU ARE NOT A REAL PERSON

exhale

that was close, I almost lost it, back to handling this wack nerd
I replied “I bet that whore was a pisces she’s so compatible with cancer”

THA GAWD IS BACK

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lmao this is awesome

best OM i've read in a while

a true lesson in modern day trolling and its pitfalls

some textfags will cry it hasnt got enough schemes or w/e for their technical superiority but this shit doesnt need that kinda crap to make it entertaining

nom'd

[Pinot Grij]

This is hilarious, and perfectly captures the mindset... both insightful and entertaining.. and the end line is killer.. don't know what else to say - I think most people could learn something from writing straightforwardly and entertainingly. Definitely a lost art. Thanks for the laughs, guy!

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:)

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RTF yo:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=89375