Round 1: Bags vs. Nigma {Bags wins}

[God Of War]

The Regular Battle

Thisround is a regular battle and will start off the elements tourney



you know the rules to battling/topicals/ssnf we shouldnt have to explain them to you



lines min-10
line max-16

VERSES ARE DUE THURSDAY THE 25TH

goodluck to both participants

[Nigma]

16

[Ghost1]

My 16's done @Nigma

[Nigma]

Before I drop dem punches, congratulations on your underhanded hof induction
I mean, you're still the boss of nothing but now it's almost like the life you've lost was all for something
But hey, you got away with it yet still you're soft as baby shit
Ladies say your cock is way too thin but that baby dicks the greatest trait your papa gave you, bitch
Not talkin Bilbo baggins mortgage turning Bags worth to Bags End since this hobbits nothin
Every time you author something, proves that you're half a man and that's apparent but your father wasn't
So since his dads gone and he lacks cock hes banging a fat broad he still can't impress
With her flatulant asshole he can't hold the splat long enough for her to get her pants off, so gassed HE'S gotta catch her breath
So when they plan on havin tantra Bags'll bust before he damps her lips
And after crappy sex she demands he left so Bags has seen more out-doors then camping trips
And while the topics chicks, hes honestly got somethin to say
Says hes fucking 10's which is legit cause he's discussing their age
You Concrete Goblins are closet knucks, synonymous with cocks and cum
He's like "My God, we're goners, FUCK, they on to us!!" Was awkward cause while talkin he was fondling the Munsters nuts...
It's obvious by talking honest facts I'm bagging Bags like Saxx boxers...
And since this fat slob took the walk of shame into the hall of fame I'd say that that's karma

[Ghost1]

Does he have glasses? Is he wearin a hat? Man im pissed!
I put down squares all day....but still cant guess who this FAGGIT is
Oh its poems that u write? Id nvr sling the bone to ur dyke
Butterfly bitches gettin smashed, so ill body u an the whole open mic
Ud get bodied if u ever bark, cmon dog u were never hard
Your a coward, PUSSY defines a nigma quicker then a question mark
Plus i know you been googlin unicorns & adorable castles
Trynna make ur topical gel. GOOD. Cuz u gettin scorched in this battle
Y u wan go toe to toe w da god writin poems like a broad?
U NEVER cleaned up in ur own field & u cant blame rawn or boca raton
You should Chug a can of beer like nothin happened here
Cuz you couldnt gain control of the elements w/ the fuckin planeteers
His whores a pig, i plug her n punch her till she abort the kid
This dork aint shit, for fuck sake, the NAACP wouldnt support this Nig
Man its just tragic voters wont even glance at ur wack shit
While ur bars make every1 drift off im just hopin u do THAT into traffic

[Xnub]

bags went in....

on phone, will edit in vote when I get home.

mvgt: bags

[Greed]

Ha

V bags

Cool verse from nigma but a little wordy. naacp boca topical gel and planeteers took it.

[Otpeks]

Before I drop dem punches, congratulations on your underhanded hof induction
I mean, you're still the boss of nothing but now it's almost like the life you've lost was all for something

Not talkin Bilbo baggins mortgage turning Bags worth to Bags End since this hobbits nothin
Every time you author something, proves that you're half a man and that's apparent but your father wasn't

vs

Ud get bodied if u ever bark, cmon dog u were never hard
Your a coward, PUSSY defines a nigma quicker then a question mark

Plus i know you been googlin unicorns & adorable castles
Trynna make ur topical gel. GOOD. Cuz u gettin scorched in this battle

You should Chug a can of beer like nothin happened here
Cuz you couldnt gain control of the elements w/ the fuckin planeteers <---captain planet classic

His whores a pig, i plug her n punch her till she abort the kid
This dork aint shit, for fuck sake, the NAACP wouldnt support this Nig

good battle Nigma you had some decent shit but like pryde said it did get wordy like at one point i was like get to the fuckin point...still good shit

bags did his usual

mvgt bags

[veritas]

Look keeping it 100 I was a fan of nigmas battle in the beginning....I liked how you talked trash about hownhe aint a man and how his lineage is genetically inferior....I fucks woth that. But real talk it fell off to me mid point....nigma you are a tremendous writer. This just needed to be more consistent.

Anthony: this verse reeked of snarkiness. It was not your best work. It was however consistent.

Mvgt the cola cola cola chameleon

[PancakeBrah]

Uh...

Nigma I liked your first bar. Statementish but it was funny and landed. After that...it got ugly quick. You talked about cocks for 90% of your verse. The 'on to us' line made me cringe.

Bags was solid. Not his best verse but still funny. Topical gel, planeteers, and NAACP alone took this.

V/ bags

[Mike Wrecka]

nigmas first line hit. good personal. the rest I didn't like at all

bags used a different style then usual. his planateers line was fire. that line alone took the battle. the unicorns and castles line was cool. drift off into traffic was cool. rest were solid

vote- bags